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To The Toob 2 I so desperately want my lollipop to swan dive into the tube - can't get it done without at least one somersault. 3 years 11 months ago
To The Toob Imagine - much to my chagrin - my excitement when my marauding ball'n'block first entered the "toob" ass first and struck out on the bottom most target. 3 years 11 months ago
November Man I just spent 3 and a half years stuck in Narendra Modi's love dungeon, made a daring escape northward through the Kali Gandaki Gorge, crested the mighty Himalayas in the dead of winter, rafted down the frigid Yarlung Tsangpo on a raft made of nothing but my own gumption, passed through the gorge that rounds Namcha Barwa to the place where the Yarlung Tsangpo becomes the Brahmaputra, found my way into the arms of a kind Bangladeshi fisherman who showed me to freedom, a computer with internet access and the ability to play flash games, only to find that my superior GM scores are not populating the scoreboard? 3 years 11 months ago
Who Is The Fastest 171 I'd rather contract a MRSA infection on my taint than play this level again. 5 stars! 7 years 5 months ago
Dowwwwn Amazingly clever level though, enjoyed it a bunch. 7 years 6 months ago
Dowwwwn Well, that took a while. It felt damn good when I finally managed to get one of the pieces to release. 7 years 6 months ago
Dowwwwn I haven't been playing this game nearly as long as most of you, but this was the first level I've played that didn't actually feel like Gravity Master. It felt like a new genre of level design to me, and as far as I'm concerned, that's freakin' awesome. 7 years 6 months ago
torb Well, it sort of enters the area around the bottom - in a rough manner of speaking. In other news I think I just discovered why I only net 3 bucks a year as a male sex worker... 7 years 6 months ago
torb Net as in capture. Used often in basketball. As an example - "Jeff netted 48 points at the basketball game, an amazing feat given his 12 inch height and lack of opposable thumbs." 7 years 6 months ago
torb Is "toehr" some Kiwi slang I've never heard of, or did you mean "other"? Anyway, entering from the bottom will net you more points. 7 years 6 months ago
Toc Tic The Jelly Man is talking about "overcoming" and "surpassing". Maybe for you guys. I'm over here with my hand sweatin' and shakin' like a forty year old homeless Russian man who lost his vodka money. 7 years 7 months ago
A Party at Bob's 0.8 You're a fan of the "cross-eyed-flattop" look as well, Jeff? 7 years 8 months ago
Golf This level was the balls! 7 years 8 months ago
ossiukos firing range I just couldn't enjoy it the same Jeff - that depiction of Ossi is far too handsome to be real. I mean, there's only so much disbelief that I can suspend. 7 years 8 months ago
mangjon's question Can't tell if you're being fully serious (about the not playing; obviously I expect sensible people to abhor Nazism) but I think this may just be an innocent case of unfortunate thumbnail - the swastika feature unfurls and spins. 7 years 8 months ago
ossiukos firing range Credit to DanMox for being the first of us idiots to realize there was a better way to get a high score. 7 years 8 months ago
A Party at Bob's 0.78 You can call me whatever you like, Bobby. It might shock you, but I'm not the real Wesley Snipes. 7 years 8 months ago
A Party at Bob's 0.78 Mr Bob is his name. You should refer to him as Mr. Mr Bob. 7 years 8 months ago
Goodby World Draw a long line from under the ball to the right, using the right platform as a fulcrum. Usually this will just result in the ball hitting the underside of the left platform, but if you draw the line just right, it has a tendency to slip to the left as it totters the ball upwards. The ball will then come above the left platform on the left side, collect that orb, and then the line, which will still be in place, directs the ball down to the right orb. 7 years 8 months ago
Death Spring Did you really write that Jeff? I rather enjoyed it. I didn't go to college to get a book degree, so I'm not very well read. I'm never sure whether or not I should be recognizing a passage. This reminds me of that time some of my yuppie peers were discussing the literary value of "East of Eden" when compared to "Grapes of Wrath", and I asked which one was the one where Gary Sinise shot John Malkovich in the head. Oh boy, I don't want to be embarrassed like that again. 7 years 8 months ago
Death Spring Now Jeff, I'm quite sure TapOutWin was referring to a different sort of spring. 7 years 8 months ago
to easy How dare you! President Trump will be hearing about this! 7 years 8 months ago
to easy I really screwed the pooch (but not the Chihuahua) there didn't I, Jeff. I wrongfully called out awsomedooode perhaps because I keyed in to the misplaced vowel, something my subliminal consciousness strongly associates with him. The good news is that the news agency I work for (starts with a B and rhymes with fart) has promoted me for my hard work in made up investigational journalism. Rest assured, I will advise President Trump with only the best news. 7 years 8 months ago
to easy I believe Mr. Dooode was referring to that time a Williamsburg hipster walked out of a Artisanal Toast boutique asking how to get to New Orleans. "What's the best way to Easy?" he queried, leaving out the "Big" so as not to fat shame, or seem in any way normal. 7 years 8 months ago
Minamalist: Now what? That's how I solved it at first, but when I saw Jeff's score I realized two circles was the way to go. 7 years 9 months ago

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