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that is so funny. because as you will see, there are now three. but after i uploaded the third one it didn't show and i thought i had lost it, but it was still available in the tab i had used to create the levels, so now there it is.
I couldn’t recall any stories about Gerry, having only recently r̶e̶s̶e̶t̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶M̶a̶t̶r̶i̶x̶ forgotten a lot of things, so I googled “stories about Gerry”. All I came up with were stories about surfing, hiking the Appalachian trail, and leading revolts. So I logged off and went to bed. When I woke the next morning, and checked my email I had message that looked like spam, and wondered what site Jeff had entered my email address into this time. I almost deleted it, but something about the sender name “siro” intrigued me. I opened it. There was a link inviting me to a hidden subreddit titled “Legen-gerry”. I hesitantly clicked through…I spent most of the next day “working from home” wading through some of most hilarious, heart-wrenching, barely believable, and live-bear-able tales that have ever been told. Like the time that Gerry, in order to save one of his friends, put on a hula skirt costume, put his other friend on a roasting spit, and sang “If you're hungry for a hunk of fat and juicy meat, Eat my buddy Ossi here because he is a treat, Come on down and dine, On this tasty swine, All you have to do is get in line, Aaaare you achin' Foooor some bacon? Heeee's a big pig, You could be a big pig too.”
What was told you before about saying "please" was true. It intrigued Roberts, as did Bob's descriptions of gravity’s beauty. Finally, Roberts decided something. He said, "All right, Bob, I've never had a valet. You can try it for tonight. I'll most likely kill you in the morning." Three years he said that. "Good night, Bob. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning." It was a fine time for Bob. He was learning to fence, fight, anything anyone would teach Bob. And Roberts and Bob eventually became friends. And then it happened. Roberts had grown so rich, he wanted to retire. So he took Bob to his cabin and told Bob his secret. "I am not the Dread Pirate Roberts," he said. "My name is Ryan. I inherited this ship from the previous Dread Pirate Roberts, just as you will inherit it from me. The man I inherited it from was not the real Dread Pirate Roberts, either. His name was Cummerbund. The real Roberts has been retired fifteen years and living like a king in Patagonia." Then he explained the name was the important thing for inspiring the necessary fear. You see, no one would surrender to the Dread Pirate Bob. So they sailed ashore, took on an entirely new crew, and he stayed aboard for a while as first mate, all the time calling Bob Roberts. Once the crew believed, he left the ship and Bob has been Roberts ever since.
Bob didn't reach his destination. His ship was attacked by the Dread Pirate Roberts, who never left captives alive. He died well, that should please you. No bribe attempts or blubbering. He simply said, "Please. Please, I need to live." It was the "please" that caught my memory. I asked him what was so important for him. "True love," he replied. And then he spoke of a game of surpassing beauty and faithfulness. I can only assume he meant gravity master.
at first i thought i was supposed to follow the bouncing ball and sing happy birthday. couldn't find THAT song b/c it was "copyrighted" back then and i am not led zep but here's a different one: https://youtu.be/hQO7s2iPpF0?t=3m56s
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