GM Olympics L2: 200M

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Submitted by sid on

To be played consecutively and scored in conjunction with all 5 GM Olympic levels to crown an ultimate who-is-fastest champion. Bob will provide the color commentary.

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sid -

There will be randomized drug testing to ensure the legitimacy of the results.

Jeff -

Pac Mach is is hepped up on horse testosterone. He needs to be the first one tested. You will also find horse testosterone in Ossi's system, but, ehh, let's just say, it's not sports related.

Mr Bob -

Bob has tested positive for Controversiasol, and everyone else shied away from the drug trials (can't think why. Especially you Jeff - in your case they were only going to be testing you for Swollenheadsizide...) It's a no-result. Most unusual.

Jeff -

Gimme the FULL test, I don't care. I'm totally steroid-free. I heard a long time ago that whatever you gain in size from steroids is matched by, ehh, what you LOSE in size. I've never taken a warning more seriously.

Mr Bob -

seeing as how you're a chihuahua I'm thinking you should therefore back off from drug tests like the plague...

Mr Bob -

Looks like another easy run in for Ossi. Looks like the drug squads will have there hands full this afternoon. What?! He's been found to be clean?! He's a pig, for crying out loud! Surely we can find something on him...?