By the way, here's a good one I heard the other day: a blonde hears that having a milk bath can make you more beautiful so she leaves a note to the milkman saying that she'd like to order 15 quarts of milk. When he reads the note he gets confused and knocks on her door, "I assume you meant 1.5 quarts ma'am?" She responds that, no, she does indeed want 15 quarts as she's heard that having a milk bath can make you more beautiful. The milkman thinks about that for a while and then asks, "Do you want it pasteurised?" She thinks about that for a moment, and responds, "No, just up to my tits. I can splash it in my eyes."