Schließmuskel was a great German poet and philosopher, and a hero to lovers of freedom around the world. Even under the pressure of immense internal forces from within the bowels of the corrupt political establishment in power at the time, he showed great intestinal fortitude and set an example for others around him facing similar challenges. At the height of his activism, he was even bound and tortured by his enemies. However, his indomitable spirit prevailed, and his release was cause for great celebration. Ultimately, he lived to see all of his enemies fall, one-by-one, while he took comfort in knowing that all of the pain and suffering they'd caused would eventually be washed away in the rushing waters of time.