Bobenheit 495

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Submitted by Jeff on

by J. Badberry

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Comments

Jeff -

Bob, you've left me no choice but to resort to subliminal messages. <><><> Welp, too much time has gone by with no reply. The message is: MAKE 5 MORE LEVELS!!! (And then 500 more)

ossiukko -

Straight to the PITA all stars!

Jeff -

Yes! Will there be an award ceremony?? What to wear, what to wear... Hmm, either a nice tuxedo, or maybe... https://goo.gl/UvFUv2

ossiukko -

You wanna wear Björk?!?!?!

Jeff -

Only after I've eaten her liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti. fhfhfhfhfhfhfh

sid -

what is your obsession with swans?

Jeff -

My parents were BOTH KILLED BY SWANS! (On separate occasions.)

ossiukko -

...mmm, swans...

Mr Bob -

Hi Jeff, Nice to be missed. I'm looking after my brother's, gasp, cats (at his place) for the next few weeks while he and his oldest are in Europe. Can't play there (so only when I'm back here at my place to get mail etc.) Sorry. Will do more when I get back.

Jeff -

Great! I'm glad to hear that. In the meantime, enjoy the cats. I recommend Sweet Baby Ray's BBQ sauce.

Mr Bob -

Oh, and don't eat Björk. Not that I'm especially fond of her music or anything, but she's from Iceland, and Iceland is awesome!

Jeff -

Lol, fair enough. I'll spare her. She's a bit past her prime anyway, I reckon. -- Iceland is a beautiful place, but so is NZ. I live near some pretty stuff, but nothing of the magnitude of what you're close to, you lucky #$%^&.

Mr Bob -

By the way, this level is blooming painful!

Jeff -

Naw, that's just your imagination. A long line and a drop of something heavy will make short work of this.