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Whatever you do, don't delete the head-holder too soon. If you do, you'll see Max abandon all dignity and beg Frankie for mercy. His plea goes unanswered...
I'm not so sure that you do, Gerry. You see, this is a Milgram-esque psychological experiment designed to reveal each participant's willingness to share in questionable ethical behavior at the behest of an authoritarian figure. And predictably, at Frankie's urging, you did indeed initiate a series of mechanical events that led to the (perceived) torture of one of the most beloved characters in GM history— our dear Max. Although you can take comfort in knowing that you aren't alone in your complicity, you do well to pay attention to another significant dimension of the experiment. Scores. You see, a higher score means that the player ended Max' misery quickly, as opposed to a lower score, which indicates the converse. Thus, we can consider the scoreboard to be a reasonably accurate Scale of Depravity. Therefore, keep an eye on the board. As more people play, you will see the true GM psychopaths exposed in the cold light of empirical analysis.
Lol, I see what you did there. Well played, my good man. However, you valuing the safety of the orbs over that of Max indicates an even more troubling disconnect from reality than can be found in the average, run-of-the mill psychopath (especially, given the fact that orbs are contemptible little bastards who have it coming). Therefore, you are being placed in a special "Under Observation" status here. Your comments and scoring behavior will be closely monitored, potentially resulting in the order of a "rest period" for you in one of our "comfort facilities". This provision has done wonders for people like Slenderbrine, the Illuminati, Brothaaa, and others who, although still "resting", are improving every day and are almost certain to maybe, possibly, be released one day. Please also know that one of the people closest to you in your personal life has agreed to provide daily updates regarding your behavior outside of GM. So please, do your best to at least ACT like a normal human being!
Oh, my dear Bob. It was somewhere around the second... or maybe the third... no, it was definitely the FIRST time we ever interacted that I judged you to be dangerously insane. At that time, I immediately ordered that you be apprehended. Unfortunately, my minions are a comically inept bunch of twits, who, to this day, remain unable to carry out this seemingly simple task. In fact, you might be surprised to know that dozens of times in the past several months, if you would have simply turned around, you would have seen all manner of slapstick antics happening right behind you. Usually, it resembles something out of The Three Stooges, but sometimes Monty Python, and, on rare occasions, even Benny Hill. (The Benny Hill days are the best because they invariably involve dozens of cute girls in skimpy outfits.) Regardless of the general comedic style employed on any given day, though, they almost always opt to chase you with a giant butterfly net. So, be patient. We'll get you! --- On a side note, Max is 100% all MAN! He just happens to be able to have babies. It's a minor detail. Nothing to get hung up on.
Hahaa! Most people don't know that you are ALREADY IN one of our "comfort facilities", complete with padded rooms and "custom fitted" jackets. The only way you play GM is on laptops that your visitors smuggle in to you via their rectum. And, despite the fact that the laptops are always immediately confiscated, you somehow play GM EVERY DAY. GOOD LORD, you have some loyal friends! Now take your pills from Nurse Ratched and go back to sleep.
Have no fear, Gospodin. Frankie and Max really love each other. Max simply needs a chiropractic spine adjustment. Special equipment is needed because Max has a unique anatomy. The more you stretch him, the better he feels!
Oh, thanks, Jeff you have calmed me! It was real necessary to become clear. Now we know about kindness of Frankie and his ability to be friend at all. Frankie has also skills of the good manual therapist. Frankie is hero! Max was lucky with the friend and his spine will be cured.
Thanks GrumpyJ, wonderfull level with good topic!
THE thruth is however, that Max is little sob and Frankie is always there to help him out of the trouble. Look at how crazy Max can be http://www.gravitymaster.net/level/2665 and how nice Frankie could be to him http://www.gravitymaster.net/level/1688 and http://www.gravitymaster.net/level/1642
Frankie and Max love each other very much. However, the only way they know how to SHOW love is through extreme physical contact. We could speculate as to why that is, but let's not. Anyway, Max shows Frankie a LOT of love in these levels: level/3631, level/3640. Of course, these were long after Frankie showed his love to Max here: level/1646. For the sensitive and squeamish in the audience, please remember that these characters are immortal, and things that would be painful to US only seem like a wee little tickle to them.
It turns out that Frankie and Max just a little bit tickle each other outside jurisdiction of the US to avoid criminal liability in case of a lethal outcome.
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