Bob's Zookeeper's Giraffe's Quest

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Submitted by Mr Bob on

How do you control a pesky giraffe when he won't come out of his cage?

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Comments

Jeff -

Pretty tricky, mrmmr. And things are MOVING. Well done!

ossiukko -

Pretty MOVING, mr.murmur. And things are tricky. Well done!

Jeff -

In case you can't tell, mammary, we're subtly suggesting that you go into "My Account" and give yourself a REAL NAME!!!! Although GM 2 has been around for several years, there are only 10-15 regulars. I hope you stay a long time. Give us a name we can work with, even throwing in a vowel or two. It doesn't have to be your real name. Ossiukko's real name is Poops McGee. Jeff is my real name.

ossiukko -

Do not believe her! Her real name is miss Beelzebob!

Jeff -

Poops and Beelzebob, the DREAM TEAM!

ossiukko -

OR Bob and Belzepoop...

Jeff -

And don't forget "GI-OctoPOOP: Cold-Hearted GM Mercenary"!

Mr Bob -

I may do that, but for the mean time you could just call me 'Mr' (mister). If you like.

ossiukko -

Okay. "Mrs" it is!

Jeff -

Lol, "Mr" is it? I prefer progressively demeaning variations of mrmrmrr until you acquiesce. Resistance is FUTILE! Give us a normal human name that you want to be known by for the next 10 years!!! --- My account > Edit > Type in a new Username > Save, and that's it. Piece o' cake!

Mr Bob -

lol. I like your style. And I may even acquiesce at some point in the not too distant future. We shall see.

Gioctopulse's picture Gioctopulse -

I'm a merciless mercenary and I will change my nickname: Umm Nyolokh = psychoactive drink from the liver and bone marrow of giraffes, ahahah!

Mr Bob -

right, but you won't be as fast (or as random as me) - I smear leopard spots on after my aperitif every third Sunday after matins.